October 6, 2012
A Less Farfetched Punishment

This is Josh. I'm here to address the negative feedback that flooded in via email since last week's post. I have to come clean on the behalf of other people since they are my responsibility. I represent my little group of psychics that I am a part of now. We are five strong, with a provisional sixth member. Back on target, we are better than the O.S.I.R. and their Mericratic masters. We have to be for everyone's sake. John Jensen has NOT been surgically altered. John Jensen is not in jail for his own disappearance. Jensen was found Tuesday this week.

The man in custody is in trouble for knowing O.S.I.R. secrets from a leaked series of documents found to be online since July. He has admitted to faking being Jensen and I'm sure they're going to try to stick it to him for that. However, we expect due to the spectacle he can cause, and the lawyer that he has retained, that he will not remain in jail for long. My thanks go out to him, even though, or perhaps because, I had no knowledge of this plan that Melvin and Trevor Mann hatched, and if I could have, I would have vetoed it. This is especially true given the next part that I have to tell you.

Hierophant1100011 will not be bothering anyone. Reports that were forwarded to us from some friends indicate that he has an adverse reaction every time he tries to use a piece of electronic or computer equipment. He starts screaming about the room or area being on fire and genuinely seems to believe it to be true. It seems he even begins to run a slight fever, and I'd chalk it up to panic but he has an elevated pulse and blood pressure at this time. I don't know if they will ever cure him of this delusion or not, and cruel as it sounds I don't care if he does get over it.

This isn't really about Hierophant1100011 hacking our site. His job position with the O.S.I.R was Chief Solution Architect. That means he was the one directly responsible for gathering data that makes it possible to find, track, and capture psychics. His software and know-how made it so that every day they get closer and closer to finding more of us, and we die all the faster. I doubt it will put much a dent in their work, but anything we can do to strike at their core is good.

Tags: hackers, Hierophant1100011, John Jensen, Melvin Klein, Mericratic Party, O.S.I.R., psychic, punishment, Trevor Mann.