July 21, 2012
Cheesed Off

It's Josh. Last week's hacked post cannot be removed from the server, according to the web administrator. I won't pretend to understand how that happens, or works, or whatever. We can, not link to it, but there is nothing to stop Grant's hacker from just re-linking it into the blog. I said that we might as well leave it. We should let people see just who the insidious ones that are manipulating everyone. It isn't us. It's the O.S.I.R. and the regime they work for. I'm just a simple Cheesehead.

This is Melvin Klein, the web administrator. Please bear with us as we fix this issue with our website. There are no tracking bugs or programs in any of the software. I will be moving everything to a new server with added protection, of the mundane kind. I will also be implementing other special protocols not available to the general public. I'm not talking about encryption or firewalls--though we'll have those too. I didn't hack or finesse my way into city camera services to follow Josh that fateful day, I was those cameras, I was travelling the wires from one to the next. I just asked and they allowed me in, with a little coaxing. That is my greatest gift: sympathy with machines.

To the hacker who's behind this: Once I am set up again, if you try these sorts of shenanigans again you will pay for it with your hardware. Mark my words. I am a terrorist and masturbator, and you will die!

Tags: Grant Sekibo, OSIR, hackers, Joshua Rhoads, Melvin Klein, O.S.I.R., protection, threats, web administrator, Wisconsin.