September 29, 2012
Cry for the Hacker

Tactical entry of residence of subject yielded rooms stripped to studs; wall materials and room contents missing. Secured in-wall storage unit removed. Master bedroom flooring stripped to joists; flooring material missing. Trace evidence of blood on floor joists, DNA evidence pending.

Registered vehicle of subject untouched, parked in garage; keys above visor as per protocol. All fingerprints found in residence and vehicle track back to subject--no extraneous prints or unexpected print-free surfaces.

Lead Investigator: Frank Bellasero 9/23/2012

That was the report filed regarding John Jensen a.k.a. Hierophant1100011. This is Melvin, the web administrator. I have more information... On Monday 24th the following identical obituaries were listed in the San Gabriel Valley Tribune, L.A. Times, and St. Paul Pioneer Press:

John Jensen, protector of the country, passed on at 7 pm EDT, Saturday September 22nd, of a broken heart. John was preceded in death by his parents, and had no siblings. He is survived by no significant other, no children, and no pets. Only his software lives on.

Tuesday 25th Social Security Number 078-05-1120 issued to John Jensen of San Dimas, CA was moved to the Social Security Death Index. The IRS was notified and cancellation action was completed. The DMV was notified and cancellation action was completed. All bank statuses were cancelled and all remaining balances after all debts paid were donated to the National Arbor Day Foundation.

Friday 28th the following news video went viral online. Transcript provided...

A man claiming to be missing and presumed murdered San Dimas, California native John Jensen was arrested on Wednesday. The suspect has no fingerprints on file with any law enforcement agency and does not match John Jensen's prints on file with his employer, the O.S.I.R. A statement from the O.S.I.R. denies any knowledge of this individual, who does not look like the missing or dead Jensen. The suspect has some working knowledge of classified O.S.I.R. material and data, but insufficient personal knowledge of Jensen. The suspect is being held on provisional charges of murder, and several full and complete charges under the U.S. Espionage Act. It has been reported that rush DNA testing has confirmed that the man is not Jensen. Police are baffled as to why this individual has come forward.

Trevor Mann does good work. After tonight, conspiracy theory sites will begin running stories that the man incarcerated is indeed John Jensen and records pertaining to Jensen were altered across the board. Furthermore the conspiracies state that extraterrestrials have surgically altered the incarcerated man's face such that there is no evidence of the surgery. Just remember that you read it here that a skilled psychic expertly healed Jensen's cosmetic surgery. Despite precedent otherwise regarding the charges against this unknown man, the death penalty has been taken off the table, if the man is not declared legally incompetent and sent to a mental health facility until such time as he can answer to his crimes.

Tags: California, DNA, espionage, Hierophant1100011, identification, John Jensen, Melvin Klein, murder, mystery, news, O.S.I.R., police, Trevor Mann, web administrator.