February 9, 2013
This Week's Weird News Story

I'm typing this week's post in a coffee shop. This sounds like the most normal thing ever, but it is very far from it. I'm not actually inside the shop. I was in there briefly, but then I left, and then after a few minutes I started typing. You might think I am borrowing on Melvin's gifts, or perhaps intruding on his bailiwick. It's neither. It's just some ingenuity and my own natural talents.

Someone is staring at my screen and pointing it out to their friends. They seem particularly perturbed at the keys pressing themselves. Excuse me, readers...

BOO!

Okay, readers, I have to go before they turn this machine off. I suppose next time I should enlist Jack to help out. Last thought... I'm saving this somewhere public and picking it up later and tracking each and every person will be impossible for the O.S.I.R.

Oh, and suck it Grant Sek13908709578950699880950985078060897

Tags: Grant Sekibo, OSIR, Jack Tourmaline, Melvin Klein, O.S.I.R., psychic.